Paris Hilton Biography - From Shocking Sex Tapes to Jail Time - What Next?

Who gets more press coverage than Paris Hilton? No one! From her rich heiress background to her sex tape and now her 'jail time', she continues to shock all whilst providing a humorous contrast to our own, every-day, lives.

Paris Whitney Hilton was born February 17, 1981, to Richard Hilton and Kathy Richards. The oldest of four children, she is an heiress to a share of the Hilton Hotel fortune as well as to her father's real estate fortune.

Born in New York City, Hilton moved between several homes during her childhood, including Manhattan, Beverly Hills and the Hamptons. She attended high school in both California and New York, but dropped out and eventually earned her GED.

Hilton began modeling as a child, appearing in numerous ad campaigns, including Iceberg Vodka, GUESS, Tommy Hilfiger, Christian Dior and Marciano. By the age of 19, she had developed a reputation as a socialite, and was often referred to as "New York's leading It Girl."

In 2003, just a week before her reality show The Simple Life premiered, a three-year-old homemade sex video of Hilton with then-boyfriend Rick Salomon surfaced. Hilton sued Salomon over the release of the tape, but eventually settled out of court. Meanwhile, The Simple Life premiered on December 2, 2003, and became a mid-season hit for Fox, fueled by the publicity of the sex tape. The show featured Hilton and Nicole Richie (Lionel Richie's adopted daughter) working at a variety of blue collar jobs and performing chores associated with farm life. Two more seasons followed, but the network decided to cancel prior to the 4th season due to a falling out between Hilton and Richie. E! Entertainment Television picked up the fourth season, with a fifth season beginning in May 2007.

Born: February 17, 1981 Died: --

Famous For: Socialite; heiress; model; actress; writer; popularized the phrase, "That's Hot."

Key Accomplishments: Debut album, Paris, reached number 6 on Billboard 200; autobiography, Confessions of an Heiress, was a New York Times bestseller.

Significant Quote: "Because I'm Paris Hilton." (on why she would not pose for Playboy in 2006)

Fun Quote: "I'm not like that smart. I like forget stuff all the time."

Hilton has had minor roles in such films as Nine Lives (2002), Raising Helen (2004), The Hillz (2004) and House of Wax (2005). She also has a leading role in an upcoming move, The Hottie and the Nottie (2008) plus an untitled superhero movie. There are also plans to lend her name and voice to a cartoon series which follows the animated life of Paris, her sister Nicky and her dog Tinkerbell. Hilton has guest starred in episodes of The O.C., The George Lopez Show, Las Vegas, American Dreams and Veronica Mars, and has appeared in music videos including It Girl by John Oates and Just Lose It by Eminem.

Hilton founded Heiress Records, with parent label Warner Bros. Records, in 2004. She released a self-titled album in 2006, which debuted at number 6 on the Billboard 200. It has been Heiress Records' only release to date. In 2004, Hilton released an autobiographical book, Confessions of an Heiress: A Tongue-in-Chic Peek Behind the Pose. Despite media criticism, it became a New York Times bestseller. Her other business endeavors include designing purses, jewelry and perfume.

In September, 2006, Hilton was arrested and charged with driving under the influence in California. She pled no contest to the charges and was placed on probation for 36 months. On May 4, 2007, she was sentenced to 45 days in jail for violating her probation. She is required to begin serving her jail term by June 5, 2007.

Yahoo! Versus Google - Does Yahoo! Stand a Chance at Winning?

WHAT WAS TERRY SEMEL THINKING?
One of the last desperate gasps of corporate manuvering that ex-CEO of Yahoo! Terry Semel did, was to offer a full quarter of Yahoo! stock to News Corp. in exchange for the ownership of MySpace.com that News Corp. had forked out over $580 million for two years ago. Needless to say, that lame duck deal never saw the light of day, as Semel has since left Yahoo! for greener pastures in the internet world, leaving the far superior-thinking Jerry Yang at the helm of Yahoo! for the immediate future.

Semel's horrible management of Yahoo! over the past five years was a combination of misinformed business decisions concerning the future of the internet itself, and the lack of Semel's ability to cut through the corporate bureaucracy that has allowed Google to leap past Yahoo! to become the #1 search engine that it currently is today. Everyone in Silicon valley realized that Semel had to leave Yahoo! if the company ever wanted to gain back the ground that Semel had lost to Google over his disastrous reign for the past few years, so Semel's resignation came as no real shock to anyone.

THE FOUNDER IS BACK IN CHARGE
Major tech companies always need their CEO's to be people who have a strong background in technical issues, and Yang is certainly no exception. As one of the major founders of Yahoo! since its inception, Yang should be able to come up with a new company strategy that will put on emphasis on attaining new technological advantages over Google that will allow Yahoo! to step up the competition.

A lot of key personnel in Yahoo's ranks had left the company because they hated the fact that Semel was not an internet guy at all, and he had no real interest in running Yahoo's day-to-day business. He was seen as a figurehead for a once cutting-edge tech company that had lost any focus on what it takes to keep up with a behemoth like Google has turned into.

RUMORS OF A BUY-OUT RUN RAMPANT
The performance gap between Yahoo! and Google really needs to be closed very quickly if Yang is to succeed at his new job, and a huge buy-out from another tech company might just have to take place for that gap to be closed. Microsoft and Comcast both have been rumored to be seeking out exactly how much Yahoo! would be worth to them, while other insiders believe that Yahoo! fares a better chance at financial gains if they just align themselves with Google and outsource their search engine to Google for a huge cut of the ad revenue that would be generated on Google's much more popular pages.

THINGS COULD NOT LOOK WORSE FOR YAHOO!
Google's main searches bring back 40 percent more ad revenue than Yahoo! does, and the February release of "Panama", the new Yahoo! ad system that was supposed to generate a more streamlined approach to help increase Yahoo's advertising revenue did absolutely nothing for them. Yahoo's banner advertising which was once their pride and joy could drop their second-quarter results far below the midpoint of the predictions that Yahoo! had forcasted only a few months ago.

Yahoo! even had a chance to buy the extremely popular social bookmarking site Facebook, at a price of $1 billion last year, but did not complete the deal because of Terry Semel having to re-think the deal. Now, with Facebook's overwhelming new popularity, that decision could potentially cost Yahoo! millions of dollars in lost revenue over the next five years.

Nobody wants to see Google take over the entire search engine ad revenue market all by themselves. Yahoo! should look at every possible strategy so they can somehow come up out on top, and get out of their own way so that true success will come back to their search engine business which will allow them to give Google the much needed competition they need so that this search engine monopoly can finally end.

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Green Tea to Lose Weight

Have you thought of using green tea to lose weight? Exercise and diet are essential to weight loss. Green tea can be a valuable tool to aid in your efforts to lose weight and keep it off.

Burning fat faster would significantly speed up the weight loss process. To loose weight you have to consume fewer calories in a day than your body can use. Finding weight loss supplements that will aid in this endeavor is helpful. Finding one that would be effective and safe would be ideal. Many people have found that effective and safe supplement and they are using green tea to lose weight.

Green tea is a known source of powerful antioxidants. Green tea fights free radicals helping to fight off diseases as well as benefiting one's overall health. This is why so many people are using green tea to lose weight today.

Green tea is believed to speed up one's metabolism helping to burn fat faster, a very good reason for choosing green tea to lose weight. It is also believed green tea can turn off the receptors that make us want to eat.

Another benefit for choosing green tea to lose weight is studies conducted showing very promising results. These studies suggest that green tea is helpful to regulate insulin. Green tea has also shown to lower triglycerides and LDL cholesterol levels (bad cholesterol). What other weight loss supplements are available today that can make such boasts?

There are many weight loss products on the market today. Many of them have harmful side effects. Some can even cause heart attacks and even death for some users. Using green tea to lose weight is a safe alternative to such weight loss supplements. It is also an overall healthy choice. It can benefit your well being in many other ways and at the same time help you lose weight. Green tea has many components that work together to benefit one's health as well as aiding with weight loss. Basically there are three important elements contained in green tea that help to make it effective when one chooses green tea to lose weight. They are caffeine, catechins, and theanine. Green tea is also believed to help prevent aging as well as helping to prevent many diseases. Green tea has been linked with helping to lower risks of some cancers and heart disease. Choosing green tea to lose weight is a choice you can feel good about. It can safely enhance your overall well being as well as help you to take off extra pound.

For more information about the healthy benefits of green tea, go to
http://green-tea.best-info-online.com

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Why do some people get all the luck while others never get the breaks they deserve?

Why do some people get all the luck while others never get the breaks they deserve?
By Professor Richard Wiseman, University of Hertfordshire

A psychologist says he has discovered the answer:

Ten years ago, I set out to examine luck. I wanted to know why some people are always in the right place at the right time, while others consistently experience ill fortune. I placed advertisements in national newspapers asking for people who felt consistently lucky or unlucky to contact me.

Hundreds of extraordinary men and women volunteered for my research and over the years, I have interviewed them, monitored their lives and had them take part in experiments.

The results reveal that although these people have almost no insight into the causes of their luck, their thoughts and behavior are responsible for much of their good and bad fortune. Take the case of seemingly chance opportunities. Lucky people consistently encounter such opportunities, whereas unlucky people do not.

I carried out a simple experiment to discover whether this was due to differences in their ability to spot such opportunities. I gave both lucky and unlucky people a newspaper, and asked them to look through it and tell me how many photographs were inside. I had secretly placed a large message halfway through the newspaper saying:
"Tell the experimenter you have seen this and win £250."

This message took up half of the page and was written in type that was more than two inches high. It was staring everyone straight in the face, but the unlucky people tended to miss it and the lucky people tended to spot it. Unlucky people are generally more tense than lucky people, and this anxiety disrupts their ability to notice the unexpected.

As a result, they miss opportunities because they are too focused on looking for something else. They go to parties intent on finding their perfect partner and so miss opportunities to make good friends. They look through newspapers determined to find certain types of job advertisements and miss other types of jobs.

Lucky people are more relaxed and open, and therefore see what is there rather than just what they are looking for. My research eventually revealed that lucky people generate good fortune via four principles. They are skilled at creating and noticing chance opportunities, make lucky decisions by listening to their intuition, create self-fulfilling prophesies via positive expectations, and adopt a resilient attitude that transforms bad luck into good.

Towards the end of the work, I wondered whether these principles could be used to create good luck. I asked a group of volunteers to spend a month carrying out exercises designed to help them think and behave like a lucky person.

Dramatic results
These exercises helped them spot chance opportunities, listen to their intuition, expect to be lucky, and be more resilient to bad luck. One month later, the volunteers returned and described what had happened.

The results were dramatic:
80% of people were now happier, more satisfied with their lives and, perhaps most important of all, luckier.

The lucky people had become even luckier and the unlucky had become lucky. Finally, I had found the elusive

"luck factor"

Here are Professor Wiseman's four top tips for becoming lucky:

1) Listen to your gut instincts - they are normally right
2) Be open to new experiences and breaking your normal routine
3) Spend a few moments each day remembering things that went well
4) Visualize yourself being lucky before an important meeting or telephone call.

Luck is very often a self- fulfilling prophecy

Have a Lucky day and work for it.

Interesting article by an unknown Indian Economist about american economy

Japanese save a lot. They do not spend much. Also Japan exports far more than it imports. Has an annual trade surplus of over 100 billions. Yet Japanese economy is considered weak, even collapsing.

Americans spend, save little. Also US imports more than it exports. Has an annual trade deficit of over $800 billion. Yet, the American economy is considered strong and trusted to get stronger.

But where from do Americans get money to spend?

They borrow from Japan , China and even India . Virtually others save for the US to spend. Global savings are mostly invested in US, in dollars.

India itself keeps its foreign currency assets of over $100 billions in US securities. China has sunk over $600 billion in US securities. Japan 's stakes in US securities is in trillions.

Result:

The US has taken over $5 trillion from the world. So, as the world saves for the US , Americans spend freely. Today, to keep the US consumption going, that is for the US economy to work, other countries have to remit $180 billion every quarter, which is $2 billion a day, to the US !

A Chinese economist asked a neat question. Who has invested more, US in China , or China in US? The US has invested in China less than half of what China has invested in US.

The same is the case with India . We have invested in US over $100 billion. But the US has invested less than $20 billion in India .

Why the world is after US?

The secret lies in the American spending, that they hardly save. In fact they use their credit cards to spend their future income. That the US spends is what makes it attractive to export to the US . So US imports more than what it exports year after year.

The result:

The world is dependent on US consumption for its growth. By its deepening culture of consumption, the US has habituated the world to feed on US consumption. But as the US needs money to finance its consumption, the world provides the money.

It's like a shopkeeper providing the money to a customer so that the customer keeps buying from the shop. If the customer will not buy, the shop won't have business, unless the shopkeeper funds him. The US is like the lucky customer. And the world is like the helpless shopkeeper
financier.

Who is America 's biggest shopkeeper financier? Japan of course. Yet it's Japan which is regarded as weak. Modern economists complain that Japanese do not spend, so they do not grow. To force the Japanese to spend, the Japanese government exerted it self, reduced the savings rates, even charged the savers. Even then the Japanese did not spend (habits don't change, even with taxes, do they?). Their traditional postal savings alone is over $1.2 trillions, about three times the
Indian GDP. Thus, savings, far from being the strength of Japan , has become its pain.

Hence, what is the lesson?

That is, a nation cannot grow unless the people spend, not save. Not just spend, but borrow and spend. Dr. Jagdish Bhagwati, the famous Indian-born economist in the US , told Manmohan Singh that Indians wastefully save. Ask them to spend, on imported cars and, seriously, even on cosmetics! This will put India on a growth curve. This is one of the reason for MNC's coming down to India , seeing the consumer spending. "Saving is sin, and spending is virtue."

But before you follow this neo economics, get some fools to save so that you can borrow from them and spend!!!

Make Money with BIDVERTISER

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Is your mobile original?

Would like to know your mobile is original or not?!!

Type *#06# for IMEI

in your mobile phone

After you enter the code you will see a new code contain 15 digits:

example 3 5 3 6 3 6 0 1 5 9 4 2 4 9 7

if the 7th & 8 th number is 02 or 20 that mean it was Assembled in
Emirates which is very Bad quality

if the 7th & 8 th number is 08 or 80 that mean it " s
manufactured in Germany which is not bad

if the 7th & 8 th number is 01 or 10 that mean it"s manufactured
in Finland which is Good

if the 7th & 8 th number is 00 that mean it was manufactured in
original factory which is the best Mobile Quality ...

if the 7th & 8 th number is 13 that mean it was Assembled in
Azerbaijan which is very Bad quality and very dangerous for health!!

Microsoft Office Alternatives

For most everyone working in the U.S. corporate world, Microsoft Office is a must: Outlook for e-mail/calendar; Word for word processing; Excel for spreadsheets; and PowerPoint for presentations. The 2007 release has been covered extensively on CNET Reviews.

However, a recent rise in free office suites has given end users much more choice in productivity software than they've had in many years. Just two weeks ago, IBM announced a free version of Lotus Symphony. Though it's still in beta release, the freeware includes serviceable word processor, spreadsheet, and presentation software, all of which support Microsoft Office file formats.

The best known Office alternative is still OpenOffice.org, which also includes word processing, spreadsheets, and presentations, but it also throws a database application (Base), a vector-graphics program (Draw), and a mathematical formula tool (Math) into the mix. The open-source productivity suite is based on StarOffice, now owned by Sun Microsystems.

Curiously, Sun recently made StarOffice (listed for $69.95 on its Web site) available for free via a partnership with Google Pack.

Speaking of Google, the online giant hopes to give Microsoft a run for its office money by providing free Web-based tools that anyone with a browser can access. Google Docs & Spreadsheets is much more limited than Word and Excel, but the collaboration features are mighty attractive. Also, online software such as Zoho Virtual Office is even more advanced than Google's offering.

For a comparison of alternative office software, be sure to check out Elsa Wenzel's recent roundup of competitors to Microsoft Office.

What do you think? Do you still rely on your trusty Word, Excel, and PowerPoint applications, or have you moved on to an alternative. How many of you have tried online word processors or spreadsheets?

The Story of a Stock Market

Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced to the
villagers that he would buy monkeys for Rs10.

The villagers seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the
forest and started catching them.

The man bought thousands at Rs10 and as supply started to diminish, the
villagers stopped their effort. He further announced that he would now
buy at Rs20. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started
catching monkeys again.

Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back to
their farms. The offer rate increased to Rs25 and the supply of monkeys
became so little that it was an effort to even see a monkey, let alone
catch it!

The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at Rs50! However, since
he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on
behalf of him.

In the absence of the man, the assistant told the villagers. Look at all
these monkeys in the big cage that the man has collected. I will sell
them to you at Rs35 and when the man returns from the city, you can sell
it to him for Rs50."

The villagers squeezed up with all their savings and bought all the
monkeys.

Then they never saw the man nor his assistant, only monkeys everywhere!! !

Welcome to the "Stock" Market!!!!!

Facts about Gujarat

1. Gujarat is one of the most prosperous states of the country, having a per-capita GDP 3.2 times India's average.

2. If it was a nation it would have been 67th richest nation in the world above many European and Asian economies like China and Ukraine .

3. Gujarat holds many records in India for economic development:

· 20% of India's Industrial Output

· 9% of India's Mineral Production

· 22% of India's exports

· 24% of India's textile production

· 35% of India's pharmaceutical products

· 51% of India's petrochemical production

4. The world’s largest ship breaking yard is in Gujarat near Bhavnagar at Alang.

5. Reliance Petroleum Limited, one of the group companies of Reliance Industries Limited founded by Dhirubhai Ambani operates the oil refinery at Jamnagar which is the world's largest grass roots refineries .

6. Gujarat ranks first nationwide in gas-based thermal electricity generation with national market share of over 8% and second nationwide in nuclear electricity generation with national market share of over 1%.

7. Over 20% of the S&P CNX 500 conglomerates have corporate offices in Gujarat.

8. Over 35% of the stock market wealth of India is with Gujarati People.

9. Over 60% of Indian Population in North America is Gujarati.

10. An average income of a Gujarati family in North America is three times more than the average income of an American family.

11. Gujarat is having the longest sea shore compared to any other Indian state

12. Gujarat is having the highest no. Of operating airports in India (Total 12).

13. India’s 16% of Investment are from Gujarat.

14. Gujarat is having highest no. Of vegetarian people compared to any other state in India.

15. The first ALL VEG PIZZA-HUT was opened in Ahmedabad

16. Ahmedabad â€" the commercial capital of Gujarat is the seventh largest city in India.

17. Surat is the fastest growing city in the world.

18. Gandhinagar is the Greenest Capital City in whole Asia.

19. Indian Institute of Management, Ahmedabad(IIMA) is Asia’s 1 ^st and world’s 45^th ranked management college located in Ahmedabad, Gujarat

20. Gujarat is the safest state as the Crime rate of it is 8.2 which is the least in India even after considering 2002 communal riots, stated by India Today 2005 report.

21. Gujarat is having least crime against women among all Indian states (excluding Goa) where AP is 1 ^st, Delhi is 2^nd , Bihar is 3 ^rd ,Zarakhand is 4^th and UP is 5^th .

22. Ahmedabad which is the seventh largest city in India is the lowest in crime rate among all Tier-I and Tier-II cities of India as per National Crime Records Bureau (NCRB) report.

23. Ahmedabad is ranked
2nd in Real Estate - Ahead of Bangalore,Chennai, Hyderabad, Mumbai & Delhi.
3rd in Policy Initiatives - Ahead of Bongolore, Chennai, Calcutta, Mumbai & Delhi.
4th in Manpower - Ahead of Bangalore,Chennai, Mumbai & Delhi

Online moneymaking has made earning very easy

Online moneymaking has made earning very easy. All you need for this is some knowledge of Internet and some time.

IT IS NOT what you earn but what you save makes you rich. So no matter how you earn it, you got to save it. Waking up early morning, and rushing to the office to work under a stubborn boss and later a cheque is handed over to you that is less worth of what you deserve.

In the times of internet and business on computers, people have found the simplest way of money making, no early morning wake ups, no rushing to the office on time, no boss over your head. It is all about how much you work, and you’re paid accordingly and that too sitting at home.

Yes, we are talking about online money making. We have 101 ways of making money online. One of the simplest ways is where you just need to create an account and send a link given to you to as many people as possible via email, scraps etc.

You can use this link to start earning. Just copy the link to your address bar and press enter. You are paid according to the number of people who in turn use your link to create their account. The more your link is used, the more you earn. There are again various numbers of website which provide you links to pass on and start making money sitting at home.

All you need is just a little knowledge of Internet and some time to do this simple work.

Other ways of making money sitting at home needs a little knowledge of site making. Various sites such as google ad sense provide you with ad banners so that you can again earn sitting at home. This is like getting paid for doing nothing. All you have to do is just create an account where you will be provided with various ad banners. You just need to post those banners on your website or on your blogs. You get paid according to the number of visitors clicking on those ad banners.

Some huge empires recruit people online and ask them to click on ad banners given to them and go through them for a few seconds daily. They pay you for clicking on the banners. Now that is called getting paid for clicking the mouse button.

So now you know how easy it is to make money. People have made lakhs of rupees with such moneymaking schemes available on the Internet. There have been misconceptions about people not trusting such websites. But the fact is people have actually earned with them.

These websites either pay you via cheques or via pay pal. Google ad sense pays you in dollars. So, just think for a while, why will google such a reputed name fool the people around the world.

!!! BIOGRAPHY OF MAHATMA GANDHI !!!! (2nd Oct )

BIOGRAPHY OF MAHATMA GANDHI : Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi was born on October 2, 1869 in Porbandar, India. He became one of the most respected spiritual and political leaders of the 1900's. GandhiJI helped free the Indian people from British rule through nonviolent resistance, and is honored by Indians as the father of the Indian Nation.

The Indian people called Gandhiji 'Mahatma', meaning Great Soul. At the age of 13 Gandhi married Kasturba, a girl the same age. Their parents arranged the marriage. The Gandhis had four children. Gandhi studied law in London and returned to India in 1891 to practice. In 1893 he took on a one-year contract to do legal work in South Africa.

At the time the British controlled South Africa. When he attempted to claim his rights as a British subject he was abused, and soon saw that all Indians suffered similar treatment. Gandhi stayed in South Africa for 21 years working to secure rights for Indian people.

He developed a method of action based upon the principles of courage, nonviolence and truth called Satyagraha. He believed that the way people behave is more important than what they achieve. Satyagraha promoted nonviolence and civil disobedience as the most appropriate methods for obtaining political and social goals. In 1915 Gandhi returned to India. Within 15 years he became the leader of the Indian nationalist movement.

Using the principles of Satyagraha he led the campaign for Indian independence from Britain. Gandhi was arrested many times by the British for his activities in South Africa and India. He believed it was honorable to go to jail for a just cause. Altogether he spent seven years in prison for his political activities.

More than once Gandhi used fasting to impress upon others the need to be nonviolent. India was granted independence in 1947, and partitioned into India and Pakistan. Rioting between Hindus and Muslims followed. Gandhi had been an advocate for a united India where Hindus and Muslims lived together in peace.

On January 13, 1948, at the age of 78, he began a fast with the purpose of stopping the bloodshed. After 5 days the opposing leaders pledged to stop the fighting and Gandhi broke his fast. Twelve days later a Hindu fanatic, Nathuram Godse who opposed his program of tolerance for all creeds and religion assassinated him.

10 ways to stop those credit card sales

1. After the telemarketer finishes speaking, ask him/her to marry you.

2. Tell the telemarketer you are busy at the moment, and ask him/her if he/she will give you his/her home phone number so you can call him/her back.

3. Ask them to repeat everything they say, several times.

4. Tell them it is dinner time, BUT ask if they would please hold. Put them on your speaker phone while you continue to eat at your leisure. Smack your food loudly and continue with your dinner conversation.

5. Tell them that all business goes through your agent, and hand the phone to your five year old child.

6. Tell them you are hard of hearing and that they need to speak up...louder. ..louder. ..louder!

7. Tell them to speak very slowly because you want to write every word down.

8. If they start out with, "How are you today?", say "I'm so glad you asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems.... ........"

9. Cry out in surprise, "Helen, is that you? I've been hoping you'd call! How is the family?" When they insist they are not Helen, tell them to stop joking. This works especially well if the telemarketer is really MALE.

10. Tell the HSBC call center guy to call on your office number. - and give him the CITIBANK call center number.

HR = HIGH RISK

After 2 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increase no commendation and that the Company is not doing any thing about it. So he decided to walk up to his HR Manager one morning and after exchanging greetings, he told his HR Manager his observation. The boss looked at him, laughed and asked him to sit down saying;

My friend, you have not worked here for even one day.
The man was surprised to hear this, but the manager went on to explain.

Manager:- How many days are there in a year?
Man:- 365 days and some times 366

Manager:- how many hours make up a day?
Man:- 24 hours

Manager:- How long do you work in a day?
Man:- 8am to 4pm. i.e. 8 hours a day.
Manager:- So , what fraction of the day do you work in hours?
Man:- (He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 hours i.e. 1/3(one third)

Manager:- That is nice of you! What is one-third of 366 days?
Man:- 122 (1/3x366 = 122 in days)

Manager:- Do you come to work on weekends?
Man:- No sir

Manager:- How many days are there in a year that are weekends?
Man:- 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days

Manager:- Thanks for that. If you remove 104 days from 122 days, how many days do you now have?
Man:- 18 days.

Manager:- OK! I do give you 2 weeks sick leave every year. Now remove that 14 days from the 18 days left. How many days do you have remaining?
Man:- 4 days

Manager:- Do you work on New Year day?
Man:- No sir!

Manager: - Do you come to work on workers day?
Man:- No sir!

Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- 2 days sir!

Manager:- Do you come to work on the (National holiday )?
Man:- No sir!

Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- 1 day sir!

Manager:- Do you work on Christmas day?
Man:- No sir!

Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- None sir!

Manager:- So, what are you claiming?
Man:- I have understood, Sir. I did not realise that I was stealing Company money all these days.

Moral - NEVER GO TO HR FOR HELP!!!
HR = HIGH RISK

The secret behind the T20 World Cup Victory !!!!!

In the post-match presentation, Ravi Shastri to Dhoni "Congratulations to you and the whole Indian team for winning this world cup. You guys have produced a great nail baiting show.. and deserves the cup. We welcome you to share the joy with us."

Dhoni "Thanks Ravi, the match was pretty close encounter between two great teams and our guys held the nerve to win the game and cup."

Shastri, "Who was the main reason for this thrilling victory?"

Dhoni, "All of us played well but I would say the main reason and man behind this great victory is Ajit Agarkar"

Shocked Shastri..., "Agarkar ? ? .. how come Agarkar... he didn't play in the final"..

Dhoni, "Yeaph.. that's the reason we won this low scoring match.. if he could have bowled in final, Pakistan would have scored the winning runs from his 4 overs...."

Shastri, "ok.. fine, To whom you want to thank for winning this final..."

Dhoni, "The team doctor deserves the credit... he really helped us to prepare for the final..."

Shastri, "Is it? ?.... how the doctor helped to prepare for the final... he is not the coach or physical trainer...Dhoni.. I am getting confused!"

Dhoni, "Ravi... nothing to get confused... he has failed Sehwag in the fitness test and so we managed to pick a good playing team.. thus we weigh the doctor's contribution as very high... infact its better than our team effort in the field.. our game tactic worked well"

Shastri, "To whom you want to dedicate this World Cup?"

Dhoni, "The entire team including myself wants to dedicate this cup to Sachin, Dravid and Ganguly..."

Shastri, "I really really appreciate you... its good that you have so much respect for the seniors....and you ...."

Dhoni interrupts.... "Ravi.. let me complete... India would have exited in the Group matches if they decided to play in the series... thank god they opted out and we managed to play cricket and won the cup.."

Shastri, "The match was thrilling encounter and was concluded by a single mistake of Misbah.. Isn't it? "

Dhoni, "Yes you are right, after lofting the ball Misbah told me that he has send the ball to where there was no one....but he didn't know that there is a malayali in every corner of the world.... This single mistake has costed the game and won the cup..."

Shastri faints and Dhoni receives the CUP and that's the end of the great Twenty-20 world cup...

Top 11 Paying and Most Searched Keywords on Google and Yahoo

If you have a website, write articles, or want to profit through an affiliate program than this is gold to you! These keywords are the actual top 11 on the internet. Use them and you are on your way to increased traffic, profits and results. Here they are and a little about each to help you on your way.

1) Paris Hilton. Whether we like it or not Paris and her wild lifestyle are here to stay as she is now considered one of the biggest stars. She is sought after by almost every fashion designer and her keywords will do well with any fashion or clothing content.

2) Google. Well, this one is obvious as Google is the largest search engine (regardless what Yahoo says). Being that Google is a search engine it can be used in any content, but works best with relation to websites, search engines, computers and software.

3) Yahoo. The second largest search engine and distant second on Pay per Click campaigns - very, very distant at that. The same will work for Yahoo. Stick with computer related material and you will do well.

4) Ebay. The worlds largest marketplace and auction. Ebay, for the most part is a wholesale marketplace. It is ruled by feedback and can give you a good idea as to the real value of a car (check Ebay motors). On Ebay anything goes including people selling tattoo advertising on themselves. In other words, anything can be linked to Ebay in one way or another. Yes, there is even porn on Ebay.

5)Eminem. Yes, the real slim shady is back. According to R and B and rap he never left as he is the number one rapper currently. If you need content on current music or teen and young adult topics Eminem is sure to bring you visitors.

6) Britney Spears. She was the hottest pinup for teens and preteens, but now she is probably pregnant again. I wonder why Kevin Federline didn't make the list - is it that he isn't a good singer? Britney is great for adolescent or music related
content.

7) mapquest. Want to know where something is or how to get there. Being that we are getting closer to summer people are plotting out there vacations. Or, maybe, due to increasing gas prices thanks to George Bush, maybe they are figuring that its too far and will cost too much in gas. I bet if Hillary Clinton were President these gas prices wouldn't be any higher than $1.60 per gallon. These high gas prices have to do with the Bush family and their ties to big oil and energy. See, Mapquest can be linked to just about any content you want if you just try a little.

8) Tsunami. Even though the big one is over. Relief efforts are still in effect and so are the relief efforts for Katrina. Hint - these people still need lots of help. Tsunami is probably a big keyword due to the recent specials on TV about the next possible tsunami that might hit America. People are concerned and interested over these large scale natural disasters. When is the next earthquake going to hit California, will atsunami hit New York, and what will this hurricane season bring?

9) Girls. Yes, of course. There are millions of perverts and closet perverts out there that are a little over-fascinated with girls. As Donald Trump once said, "sex sells." Yes it does and nothing sells better than women or girls. They can sell anything including the worst items in infomercials and complete scams. A beautiful girl just needs to show a little cleavage and TV ratings soar. Just think what girls can do for your content.

10) American Idol. This is the top rated TV show and its in its 5th or 6th season. It has launched one star - Kelly Clarkson and a bunch of duds. Randy, Paula and simon have now become household names along with Ryan Seacrest. Any content you can tie into the current cast will do well. The previous casts should be avoided as they will soon go back to karaoke and such at local bars.

11) Skin care and skin treatment. This has always been a big one with women. It has been rumored that women will go without food before they will go without makeup and such. Just ask any department store how important skin care and skin treatment products are to their bottem line. Watch Shop NBC - almost every product on there has something to do with skin care and skin treatment for women. There are a wide variety of topics you can easily talk about here from the latest in laser therapy at dermatology offices and at home TCA skin peels for treating acne and wrinkles. Acne is and always will be a big topic as will wrinkles and their respective treatments. For more info on at home TCA skin peels please see the link below.

There you have it the top 11 keywords on the internet from Paris Hilton to skin care and skin treatment to Google and American Idol. All with tips on how to use them to make your content have more impact and drive more traffic.

David Maillie is an alumni of Cornell University and specializes in biochemical synthesis for public, private, and governmental interests and manufactures various skin peels and other for doctors offices and medispas. He can be reached at: http://www.bestskinpeel.com and http://www.bestbraindrain.com

Simple to find Lost Mobile

An IMEI number-The International Mobile Equipment Identity (IMEI) number is an international identity number used to uniquely identify a mobile phone. The 15-digit IMEI number is an electronic fingerprint transmitted every time a phone is used, which reveals the identity of the mobile handset.

How can I find out my IMEI number? IMEI numbers are independent of the phone number and are usually written underneath the battery or on the back of the handset. Mobile phone users can also check their 15 digit IMEI number by dialling *#06# on their mobile handset. Mobile phone owners should make a note of their IMEI number and keep the details in a safe place.

If u lost your mobile, send an e-mail to cop@vsnl.net with the following info.
Your name:
Address:
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Make:
Last used No.:
E-mail for communication:
Missed date:
IMEI No.:

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